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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

pizzullin' out the stizzops

That marshmallow atrocity lost five more pounds last week to my two. He is going to win this contest unless I do some seriously ill-advised things. Imagine you had no fear, logic, sense of perspective or moral code and wanted to lose five or ten pounds in a couple of days. That's what I'll be up to this week. Short of cutting off a limb, I intend to do everything in my power.

Catch you on the flip side!

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